Emily's Poems and Songs

Emily's Poems

Like the title above, these are some of Emily's poems. They're funny and pretty good. Take a look.

The Plural Of Moose Is Meese
 
 
The plural of moose is meese I say
I guess they'll get it right some day
But til they do
I'm telling you
That the plural of moose is meese.
 
Meese is the plural of moose
Like geese is the plural of goose
I'm telling you
That this is true
That the plural of moose is meese.

Go Away
 
 
Do me a favor
And go away
I don't care about
What you have to say
Leave me alone
You annoy me
I can't stand you
Why can't you see?
Your face repulses me
Your body- yuck
Why can't you tell
I think you suck
I may sound rude
But this is true
There's no one I hate
More than you
 
(Em wrote this on a personal note)

Emily's Songs

I don't think I really need this, but I want to. These were of course made by Emily, like her poems, they're funny. Enjoy!

Cafeteria Food
 
 
Mc's D's is the place for chicken heads,
And the cemetary's for things that are dead.
Pizza Hut's for stuff that is really really good.
But what I like best is cafeteria food!
 
It reeks!
It stinks!
Sometimes it's green,
And then it's pink.
It's gross!
It's gooey!
Sometimes it's hard,
And then it's chewy.
 
The cafateria ladies are so sweet,
The one looks like a dying parakeet.
They slop some crap on your plate,
And give you stuff you really relly hate.
 
It reeks!
It stinks!
Sometimes it's green,
And then it's pink.
It's gross!
It's gooey!
Sometimes it's hard,
And then it's chewy.

Boredom
 
 
Every single day is the same,
In a different sorta kinda way.
It's like every other boring day,
I can feel myself getting old and gray.
 
So we say:
Just give me something new,
A rose that is blue,
A midgit that grew,
Or breakable glue.
I don't know what to do,
I wish that I knew.
A cow can say moo,
Just do what I tell you to.
 
I'm sick of all the same old stuff,
It's the time less that I just don't get.
And I wish that it would all just quit,
I'm going crazy (can figure out what the rest is, her writing sucks)
 
So we say:
Just give me something new,
A rose that is blue,
A midgit that grew,
Or breakable glue.
I don't know what to do,
I wish that I knew.
A cow can say moo,
Just do what I tell you to.