Emily's Songs
I don't think I really need this, but I want to. These were of course made by Emily, like her poems, they're funny. Enjoy!
Cafeteria Food
Mc's D's is the place for chicken heads,
And the cemetary's for things that are dead.
Pizza Hut's for stuff that is really really good.
But what I like best is cafeteria food!
It reeks!
It stinks!
Sometimes it's green,
And then it's pink.
It's gross!
It's gooey!
Sometimes it's hard,
And then it's chewy.
The cafateria ladies are so sweet,
The one looks like a dying parakeet.
They slop some crap on your plate,
And give you stuff you really relly hate.
It reeks!
It stinks!
Sometimes it's green,
And then it's pink.
It's gross!
It's gooey!
Sometimes it's hard,
And then it's chewy.
Boredom
Every single day is the same,
In a different sorta kinda way.
It's like every other boring day,
I can feel myself getting old and gray.
So we say:
Just give me something new,
A rose that is blue,
A midgit that grew,
Or breakable glue.
I don't know what to do,
I wish that I knew.
A cow can say moo,
Just do what I tell you to.
I'm sick of all the same old stuff,
It's the time less that I just don't get.
And I wish that it would all just quit,
I'm going crazy (can figure out what the rest is, her writing sucks)
So we say:
Just give me something new,
A rose that is blue,
A midgit that grew,
Or breakable glue.
I don't know what to do,
I wish that I knew.
A cow can say moo,
Just do what I tell you to.
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