Thank God For Dairy Queens Sound Proof Walls
Julia and her friend Ashley were walking around her old home town. Ashly saw a penny candy store and said "Hey lets go in." Julia told her it was closed, Ashley said it wasn't. Julia again said it was. Ashley didn't believe her and went to open the door. When she grabbed the handle a loud alarm started going off. Ashley quickly let go then her and Julia calmly, but quickly went to the Dairy Queen across the street. Once inside they couldn't hear the alarm. The walls were basically sound proof.
Sing-n-Run
One time Julia and Ashley ran through Squrril Hill singing a song at the top of their lungs. Can't remember what Julia said what the song was. People started applauding them as they ran and sang.
The Shampoo Is Out To Get Us
One time while Julia was taking a shower a huge bottle of shampoo fell on her foot. When it did she shouted really loud "FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!" Her mum came running up to see what was wrong, she asked Julia what was wrong and Julia was yelling and swearing at how the shampoo bottle had fallen on her foot. Her mum started laughing.
Problem Cow
This happened at another musical. This was during the performaces. On opening night of the play (don't remember what it was called) there was this one scene where Julia's brother Anthony had to say "To find your cow" and snap then the cow (it was a fake cow on wheels) was supposed to come out and stop by him. Well he said the line, and snapped, but the cow didn't come. He snapped again, still didn't come, he snapped a third time and finally it came out and stopped next to him. He threw his hands in and the air and was like "Yeah!" The audience started clapping. On another night, same scene, when Anthony snapped the cow came out, but instead of stopping it flew past him. He paused for a minute then pointed and said "Cow go that way." Then on another night (same play, different scene) the cow was supposed to come out, moo, then fall on its side. Well it came out and mooed, but instead of falling on it's side it fell on its face. So Anthony tackled the cow onto it's side then he either stood or sat where he was and got all serious and said "Bessy's (that wasn't the cows name, I can't remember it so I'm using Bessy) dead." Then someone from the back of the audience shouted "No shit you killed her!" Of course everyone started laughing.
Don't Give The Butler The Wine Bottle
During another play called The Mystery Of Edwin Drood, Anthony played some dude who carried the wine bottle out. Well one night he was walking off stage when he stopped right before the curtin, looked at the audience, then drank whatever was in the bottle, then walked off stage.
Turkey Sled
One time, Julia's mum asked her and her friend Ashley to go to the store near their house and get a turkey cooking thing. (can't remember what it's caled) Well Julia and Ashley went and got it. There was a hill they had to walk down on the way back. (You can probably guess what they did) The two of them sat in the turkey cooking thing and rode down the hill. When they reached the bottom there was a big hold in the bottom. When they got back to Julia's house her mum had them go get another one and said before they left "This time, don't use it for a sled."
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